Sunday, August 23, 2009

Preserving summer


The time has come, the retardee said, to write of many things;
Of Early Girls and Yellow Boys, and whether Oprah really matters. (She doesn't.)
No ships, no kings, no sealing wax either;
Just what to do with bunches of 'Maters that do gather.

Yep, this blog is about tomatoes and one of the highest purposes to which they may be set: the creation of tomato preserves!

It helps if first you start with lots of vine ripened tomatoes, deep red, sweet and juicy, bursting with summer.

Next the 'maters should be gently bathed in cool, clear, water. (Cool, clear, water, water, water...)



Next the clean tomatoes are changed from elegant globes like these;


Into quartered tomatoes which are sugared and left to drain overnight so as to collect as much of the juice as possible.


The juice is placed in a large, thick-bottomed pan to simmer on very low heat for hours and hours until the juice has boiled down into a tomato syrup.


Then the chunks of tomato and thin slices of lemon are added to the tomato syrup and again slowly simmered for hours until the preserves are reduced to a thick syrup state.


The result is a thick preserve with rich tomato taste! Note the deep red color, the color of concentrated sunshine, water, and tomatoes. Mmmm....


My Mother used to make tomato preserves, but not every summer. While the recipe isn't hard, it does require long hours of slow simmering either on the stove top or in an oven, with stirring every 15 minutes or so. It took me three days to make this patch, working mostly evenings after I got home from work.

Now the part you have been waiting for, the recipe.

TOMATO PRESERVES
From the kitchen of Edith Taylor
  • 5 pounds (about 11 cups) of ripe, quartered tomatoes.
  • 4 pounds of sugar
  • 2 medium lemons, sliced thin.
  1. Scald, peel and quarter the tomatoes.
  2. Add sugar and let stand overnight.
  3. Put into a colander and drain off the juice;
  4. Simmer the juice until it spins a thread when dropped from a spoon like a syrup. Stir frequently to prevent sticking and burning on the bottom of the pan.
  5. Add sliced lemons, tomatoes, and simmer until thick and clear, again stirring frequently.
  6. Pour into sterilized jars and seal, or place in airtight freezer cartons.
As an alternative recipe, you may do the following:
  1. Peel, quarter and drain tomato juice and seeds in a colander.
  2. Add sugar, the mix should be 50/50 tomatoes and sugar.
  3. Slice lemons very thin, one lemon per every six cups of tomato/sugar mix.
  4. Pour into a non-aluminium roasting pan and place in a 350-degree oven.
  5. Cook down to a preserve consistency, but remember the mix is thin when hot and thickens as it cools so remove from oven early.
  6. Excess cooking causes loss of red color because you overcooked it and it is starting to burn. So don't do that! Oh yeah, be sure to stir the mix every 15 minutes or so.
If you decide to try making tomatoe preserves, please let me know how they come out. I think I may try making a batch using just yellow tomatoes to see if the resultant preserves might also be yellow.

Grandpa John

Friday, August 7, 2009

Friday Follies


I feel like tonight would be a good time to share some of the funnier things I've come across lately in my e-mail or Internet ramblings.

First, let's deal with the flu. Just how do you know what kind of flu you have? And how do you treat it if you have it? Well, I wouldn't ask the question if I didn't have an answer.

This is how swine flu is spread.
This is how you treat the flu.

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

For bird flu you need tweetment

and for swine flu you need oinkment.

Everyone keeps telling me to be patient; avoid temptation. That is so hard to do sometimes. But experience can be such a great teacher!


OK, that is enough for now. Have a great weekend everyone!

John

FLASH - this just in...first celebrity flu victim discovered!


We understand that the FBI and State Police are searching for the carrier. (I bet you know who that is!)


Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Its a living


The new job in the Mailroom is going well. Almost nothing has changed since I last did the job so that makes getting going a lot easier. I need some help on some of the technical things like running the postage cancellation machine for USPS and UPS outgoing mail. I certainly enjoy working with the people in the Mailroom; they are a wonderful group. Front, L to R: Vicki, Becky, Bob; Back L to R me, Heather, and Ethel.

A good friend and humanitarian, Jon, got a knee replacement last week so I went to see him again. To my surprise he was up and walking with a walker or cane, and in great spirits. Go, Jon, go! I am totally amazed at what medical science has accomplished.

On the down side, Linda was just informed that the MS study she was participating in at OHSU has been cancelled because the blood test the study was using had a flaw that negated any results. At least that means not having to go to Portland every three months.

But (that's a pun I'll get to in a moment) I am playing hooky from work today to take care of some outstanding obligations. First, I got a gold crown installed this morning. Dr. Don is a great dentist; Linda and I have been going to him ever since he started here in Pendleton. On on of my first visits, he found I had a really big cavity (beside the one between my ears) and commented that fixing it would be "a real cement mixer job." So when I came in a couple of weeks later for my appointment, I brought Don a Matchbox cement mixer. He was thrilled!

Today when I arrived the cement mixer was sitting on the dentist's tool tray. But i was prepared. Don is a very pushy individual, and has two monster Cat bulldozers on his country property to play around with. So I found a really neat scale model of a Cat bulldozer that has a blade, a ripper, and even a sound system and flashing lights for that authentic realism. Don was speechless! I could hear him going around the office showing people his new Cat and playing the sounds for them. Boys and their toys...

The rest of today is spent in meditation and preparation. Yes, I am sort of on a retreat but only to the little room down the hall. Tomorrow I voluntarily set myself up for a colonoscopy by Dr. McBee at St. Agony Hospital. Right now as I write the magic fluids are working their way through my system; every 10 minutes another shot. So far, so good; no discomfort at all although the stuff you put in the "beverage" may say orange on the packet but (that word again!) it sure ain't the same as Minute Maid. Slightly viscous with a faint bouquet of orange pretty well describes this stuff. But it is better than the extremely salty stuff I had to take last time. That stuff was so nasty and salty it actually made ordinary tap water taste sweet. Ugh!!!

Let's have no jokes or comments like:
  • "Going boldly where no man has gone before."
  • "Where are your 'One way, exit only' signs?"
  • "Is the sun shining in there?"
  • "Did the doc find China?"
  • "Hello-ello-ello-ello-ello..."
You get the idea.

But (!) why am I doing this? Because (deep, serious voice) I don't want colon cancer like a guy I used to work with who died as a result. Or a friend who recently discovered he had cancer but caught it so early that after surgery he didn't even have to have chemo or radiation. No, I don't have any symptoms either. Admittedly I wasn't thrilled to do this, but (!!) my good friend Dwight gently nagged me into making the appointment so think kind thoughts about me from 1:00 to about 2:00 this Thursday afternoon. And if you are 55 or over and haven't had a 'scope, then get on the phone right now and make an appointment to get yourself checked. Your peace of mind is worth a lot, isn't it? Butt what? No excuses! (Thanks, Dwight.)

The timer on the stove reminds me that it is time for another "cocktail" so I'll close for now.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

John, It's about time you blogged something...

Well, I just suddenly realized that I hadn't added anything to the blog since May. Where did the time go? But a lot of things have happened in the meantime. Most importantly on Sunday, June 14th our third grandson, Micah Jacob Willis was born to Karen and Peter. He is an incredibly beautiful little boy, although my judgement may be a little, uh, biased.


We got to see Micah and his older brother, Sol, about two weeks later. Great fun, that. Before we left to go home, our friends John and Olga stopped by to see Micah and Sol. Well, we adults too I guess. John turned out to be surprisingly adept at discovering things in gift bags. As a creative distraction for no longer being the big little man in the house, I found a kid-resistant digital camera so Sol could learn something about photography.


To propceed in no particular chronological order, on July 18th Linda and I went with Bonnie and Terry T to Walla Walla's outdoor theater to see the musical Grease. Since we were seeing Grease, I figured we should eat grease, or rather Greece. So I mad a full blown Greek picnic dinner which we enjoyed in Yantis Park, Milton-Freewater, before the show. By popular request I am providing the menu and links to recipes.

Dolma in grape leaves: http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Stuffed-Grape-Leaves-Dolmades (I didn't have any ground lamb so I used beef instead.)
Baklava: http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Baklava (This really wanted to stick to the bottom of the pan; next time I'll butter the dish a lot more and maybe use buttered parchment paper too. I'd also suggest 1 cup of honey instead of 1/2 cup.)
Cool summer punch: 1 large bottle of cranberry juice, one large can pineapple juice, about a pint of orange juice, simple syrup to sweeten to taste (plain sugar doesn't really dissolve), and 2-liter bottle of ginger ale.

Last but not least was the phone call I received Thursday morning. Vicki W called to ask if I would like to work in the Mailroom at a local institution as a temp hire. So Friday morning I started work! Talk about the answer to prayer. I really needed a job to make it possible for ends to even get within sight of each other, thanks to the tanking of the economy and my retirement funds. I've worked this gig before and I enjoy it very much.

Last byt not least, I'll try to get back to this blog more often and not spend all of my social site time on /facebook.

John

Saturday, May 16, 2009

April Showers Brought May Tomatos

We are in the middle of May, and life is good. After weeks of practice, and some really long sessions over the past week, the College Community Theater production of Once Upon a Mattress is now open for public performance. Thursday was the Pay-What-You-Can night, really the final dress rehearsal, and we had a full, enthusiastic house. Last night was Opening Night, and the audience, although appreciative, was about half the size. But they got a good show! Based on prior experience, the house will be almost full tonight, and depending on word of mouth full or sold out the rest of the run which ends with a matinee on Sunday, May 24th. As always, it is a privilege and a pleasure to play my trombone in a musical.

Before last night's performance, most of the band members met at New York Ritchie's for pizza. Boy, was that good!

The title of this post refers to all the tomatos and peppers I have in pots around the back of the deck. One large plant already has blosooms - but I bought it that way. Then there are the leaves that broke off when I was planting and have now rooted in a glass of water, so I need to get them into the ground today. I even started a tray of seeds in an effort to get some heirloom and other different varieties going. I even built two "gallows" to hang the old upside-down tomato pots from! I'll try to get some pictures to post after things have grown a bit.

Friday was an interesting day for the Pendleton Lions Club and me. The state Lions convention is is town this weekend. Phil Nathan is a London stock broker and a Past International [Lions] Director (PID) from England. I had the pleasure of escorting him and PID Dennis Tichner of Milwaukee, Oregon, to the 1290 KUMA Radio station for an appearance on their Coffee Hour program. We had a great time, and I must say that Phil Nathan is a great person. That he owns a special Jubilee Edition of a British Racing Green V-12 Jaguar simply endeared him all the more to me!

At the Convention's noon luncheon, the Pendleton Lions Club, with Phil Nathan and me, had the pleasure of presenting a special award to KUMA manager Randy McKone and JD Harsin for their contribution of air time for the Lions Radio Auction for approximately the past 48 years.

Today nothing happens until Mattress tonight. maybe I can squeeze in a nap this afternoon.

Karen is about to have her second child, so my thoughts often turn toward Peter, Solomon and her.

Later...

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

It was a dim and stormy day and we sat in our cave...

Here we are at April 28th. It is a dull gray rainy day out, a perfect day for doing blood tests and catching up on blogs. I can now confirm that I am a red-blooded American lad and I'm sure Interpath Lab will agree.

I've been looking for work, either full or part time, but without success. Linda started getting her teeth removed on her birthday (some present, that) and is now reduced to gumming what ever soft food I can find to give her. Hopefully she will be able to get her teeth installed by Memorial Day when we are having a family get-together.

The funniest thing was about a week ago when I got a gob of pine resin on my shoe while cleaning up the mess left by the fallen pine tree. I had to leave my shoes by the back door when I cam in the house to take a phone call. Later that evening Linda was asking me about getting the fish off my shoes. Upon clarification and careful enunciation, I learned she was asking if I had gotten the pitch off my shoes. That would be spelled "phich" I suppose.

There have been a few new developments of interest.
  • Band practice for Once Upon a Mattress has started. The musical opens at BMCC in about three weeks. I'm playing trombone as usual. This is probably my favorite type of performance music to play so I'm really looking forward to coming month of practices and performances. There is a little more information at the BMCC Theater website.
  • last Saturday I attended a seminar at Blue Mountain Wildlife and learned about how to use anesthesia with raptors. I got to see a demonstration when an injured bald eagle was esamined. BMW is a wildlife and raptor rehab facility just south of Pendleton run by Lynn Tompkins. Be sure you check out the BMW website, it's a hoot! This little hawk was photographed last year at the BMW openhouse. I believe it is a kestral falcon. Sure is cute, and a lot more colorful that I expected a raptor to be.


  • I am trying to get more walking, a form of self torture known also as exercise, into my life. I try to walk every day with a dear friend, Bill C. whom I've known for years, starting at EOCI where he was a counselor and I was a computer geek.
  • The Gray Pony is ready for sale, after the weather dries out and I run it through the car wash. If you are interested, it is a mineral-gray 2002 Mustang GT convertible with barely over 55K miles. It has leather interior, automatic transmission, air, cruise, traction control, premium sound system with a 6-CD/6-speaker changer, and almost new performance tires. I have never abused it so aside from one paint chip (dang that truck!) it is in excellent condition. I got it with every option Ford offered except for a special $1200 extra super stereo system. Just $12000 cash and it it is yours.
  • I'm still trying to get some writing done, especially on a day like today. I would be neat to be a published author, but the competition to be published and make money from it is fierce. But you never know until you try. I have several ideas that I am developing; the next thing is to see if any of they can go anywhere.
  • Linda and I did the MS Walkathon a week ago, she on her electric scooter and me afoot. We went our friends Dwight and Marilyn J. and we all had a great time until Linda's scooter battery died and Marilyn had to push her. I made it over half way and felt blisters forming so I bagged it. But we did manage to raise some money for MS research and that is what is important.
That's enough for now; thanks for reading this.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Never underestimate the dedication and accomplishment of determined girls!

Just a quick post tonight. Linda is recovering nicely from her first round of dental extractions and gets the rest done this coming Wednesday.

Now for the reason for this post: the incredible Kings Firecrackers. Take a look at this link which goes to YouTube. My understanding is that these young ladies range from 4th to 8th grade age. Their performance is a shining testament to what motivated youth are capable of accomplishing.



Now for my soapbox:

I wonder about this and the implications for our so-called educational system. I believe that we are not adequately challenging our youth to excel in a variety of ways. Reading and math are fine - as far as they go. But I maintain that there is a lot more to a good life than just these two subjects. Thanks more than ever to the joke that is No Child Left Behind and its dependence on one size fits all approach to learning and testing, we are consumed with test scores to the exclusion of almost everything else. Teachers are not ignorant; if you mandate that their students must pass some meaningless test, especially if their pay and work environment are at stake, then they are forced to teach to the content of that test to the near exclusion of any other subject matter. And this is what masquerades as American education and/or teacher accountability?

What about parental accountability - for making sure that children arrive at school rested, adequately fed and clothed, coming from an environment that demonstrates the values of reading, the arts, and physical activity?

What about community accountability - to assure that there are safe, clean, well maintained school facilities, with adequate financial support to allow for small classroom sizes and (gasp!) multiple smaller schools instead of mammoth education factories.

What about governmental accountability to... No, wait, our government is the best that we can buy and government wants to keep it that way. I don't think there is real interest in making substantive and meaningful improvements. That would mean bucking the special interests who give you big bucks to get re-elected. So the Legislature for the most part just keeps talking and talking about the problems and hoping that eventually they will possibly go away. Especially true if it requires reallocation of resources or even raising the tax on beer. Gosh, we must NEVER raise the tax on beer. Or gas, for that matter, to try to assure that our community will still be here in 100 years and not just an Historical Marker along I-84.

Teachers and schools can't educate America without the active support of everyone. What have you done for you community this week? What will you do next week?

I applaud all who work with groups like Kings Firecrackers, or the Pendleton High School Dance Team where success is measured by other means than standardized tests.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Easter 2009

Praise the Lord, He is risen!

Linda and I enjoyed a very nice Easter weekend. Saturday night we enjoyed dinner with marilyn and Dwight Johnson and their oldest son Matt and his girlfriend Tanna. Dwight and I were celebrating the successful conclusion of the Radio Auction. I was experimenting on them with a heart-of-palm salad that incorporated apples and avocado. I had never tried heart-of-palm and found it somewhat like artichoke heart in taste and texture. Everyone enjoyed it; here is the recipe:

INGREDIENTS

  • 1 cup mayonnaise
  • 1/4 cup ketchup
  • 1 tablespoon white sugar
  • 1 lemon, juiced
  • 1/4 teaspoon paprika
  • 1 pinch ground black pepper
  • 2 tablespoons chopped fresh chives
  • 3 cups mixed salad greens
  • 1 avocado - pitted, peeled, and cubed
  • 2 Granny Smith apples - peeled, cored and sliced thin
  • 1/2 cup coarsely chopped walnuts
  • 1 cup sliced hearts of palm

DIRECTIONS

  1. In a small bowl, whisk the mayonnaise, ketchup, sugar, lemon juice, paprika, and pepper together. Stir in the chives and set aside.
  2. Arrange the watercress on individual serving plates. Place apple, avocado, hearts of palm on top. Sprinkle with walnuts and drizzle with dressing.
  3. Evenly sprinkle dressing over salad and serve.
Sunday morning we reported to the Methodist Church for a short choir practice. Linda was leading but who watches a conductor anyway? Conductors are for wimps! (Don't tell her I said that.) We did a couple of Easter-type songs which the congregation appreciated.

The really big surprise of the day was a former student who, in 4th grade, I was ready to consign to the Oregon Prison System. Seriously! He introduced himself and his wife and told me a little about his last 12 years. He joined the National Guard and became a good cook. Then in a big switch, he went to school in this coming week graduates as an RN from Blue Mountain Community College. What a wonderful change! I've thought about and worried about that guy for years and it is a relief to se that despite the odds and early evidence to the contrary, he is making something of himself. He has a very pleasant wife to whom he gives most of the credit for his turn around.

John

Saturday, April 11, 2009

April? Already? What happened to March?

Actually, given the Pendleton weather lately it was somewhat difficult to tell the months apart. Thank goodness for calendars! The first and last weeks of March proved to be very busy ones, as my Lion friend Dwight Johnson and I were fully i9nvolved getting ready for the 28th Annual Lions Radio Auction on 1290 KUMA (AM) on April 7th. Of the 120+ donations we received, Dwight and I did over 90 of them! But I don't regret this at all. Dwight is a really neat guy and anytime you get to do something worthwhile with a good friend, it makes the time very enjoyable.

We had a wide range of donations, from mustard to toilets, fast foods to car washes, even bowling balls, truck mud flaps and gift baskets. What really surprised and pleased me was that despite the current economic problems, local merchants nonetheless gave generously to the Auction. I think part of this is that the Lions enjoy a very good reputation in Pendleton as we were getting donations where other groups were not. Retail value was well over $7,000!

The night of the Auction Lion volunteers gathered at the studios of Capps Broadcasting Group. Dwight was running a laptop with our donation information and pictures, June Mohrland was my co-auctioneer, and then there was me, trying to keep up with the active auction action. (Try saying that one fast!) We were on the air from 7 PM to 11 PM; after 4 hectic hours we went home. The next day the successful bidders claimed their items at a local bank. Very much to our surprise, the auction brought in over $2400, an alltime record for the Lions Radio Auction, and that covers 48 years!!!

Linda helped out by buying me a 50 pound sack of flour from Pendleton Flour Mills. Just think how much baking it will take to use that amount of flour! I see a bunch of pecan-carmal rolls in the future! Mmmm

I have also started to experiment with Facebook. I've never tried one of the so-called social networking things so this might be interesting.

Linda and I have dec ided not to sell our 2008 Ford Fusion; we really like that car! Instead the 2002 Mustang GT convertible will be up for sale as soon as I finish detailing it. If you are interested let me know. It has a little over 55k miles and is in excellent condition and has never abused in any way.

Travis Stills, Kathy's husband, has just left for another deployment with the US Army in Afghanistan. He expects to be gone for a year! Linda and I are very proud of him and his service to his country.

There are other things worth writing about so I'll try to get back with them soon.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Is it bedtime yet?


Travis reading to Ander and bear.


Ever wish your kids would say that, instead of "I don't wanna go to bed"? I was reflecting on something of which my daughter Karen recently reminded me. She said she especially enjoyed the bedtime stories I used to tell her, with sound effects and most importantly, involving her in remembering what had happened the previous night and what was going to start the present night's story. All in all, a never ending story.

This leads me to ask what you, Dear Readers, remember of your childhood story times. Was there any favorite thing that really caught your attention and imagination? Or something that flopped badly? Except for my friend Terry, I don't suppose stories about monsters under the bed and in the closet would be very enjoyable. Ahem, I digress. But i would like to hear from you about your memories of story time when you were little by posting a comment.

Thanks,

Grandpa T

Friday, March 13, 2009

Lion or lamb?

March - it came in like a lion, let's hope for a lamb-like exit. This was a big month for me in a number of personal ways. First, I turned 60 years old. Yeah, I have officially entered my Old Codger phase of life. As a surprise, Mother presented us with snow on the morning of my birthday and wife Linda and daughter Karen managed to score tickets to Michael Feldman's PBS show, Whad 'ya know? which appeared on my birthday in the beautiful, historic and renovated Elsinore Theater in Salem, Oregon. Hot damn, what a hoot that was! I've listened to the show for many years on OPB Radio but had no idea of all the stuff that went on behind the mic, especially during station breaks! I thank Linda and Karen for putting this delightful evening together; I'll always treasure the memories of this evening.

Of course getting to see and play with Sol, my grandson, was another delightful activity. The little guy is really sharp, and at 2 years+ becoming quite the independent little tyke. He likes to ignore you when you call, either because he doesn't want to do what ever you want him to do, or it is a game he is playing to get your attention. Running off, then turning around to see if you are following him is a favorite ploy. But he is soooo cute - and he knows it!

I talked with Kathy, Travis and Ander earlier this month. They are quite busy fixing up their new house. That sounds like fun to me! Travis is career US Army an d getting ready to deploy soon to Afghanstan soon. I am so proud of Travis, and his service to his country! I thank Travis and all other men and women who have served, or are currently serving in our country's military forces. God bless them and keep them safe!

On a grimmer note, the recession has caught up with me, in the form of a throughly tanked retirement fund. To compensate Linda and I are cutting back on expenses as much as we can, even to the extent, for example, of getting rid of our new 2008 Ford Fusion. That will save several hundreds of dollars a month. Besides, with three vehicles and one driver something needed to change. We are keeping the 1995 F-150 pickup and the 2002 Mustang GT convertible so it isn't like we are without wheels. Hey, anyone want to assume the payments on the Fusion? It is like new and has about 5500 miles. Hey, drop me an email if you are interested in a good deal.

So here I am, age 60, and back looking for work. I've been looking in the East Oregonian jobs section, I've sent an application to a local tech company, I enrolled with the Oregon Department of Employment, and am scanning the web for ideas.

One idea that has always interested me, and now has become a challenge, is to see if I could earn a living of some sort as a writer. Wow! Now I've said it publically: I like to write; I want to write! I have several writing projects in mind so I'll experiment with each of them a little, to see which one seems to flow better as a first time effort. Writing is like dieting, an activity I have much experience with; you have to work at it each day, and you have to write down what you accomplish each day. I dont' know if I can manage to update this blog daily, but I'll try to be more frequent about it.

Monday, February 9, 2009

What? February - already?

As the frog on the lily pad said to a friend, "Times fun when you're having flies." I don't know where the last month went to. I tried looking behind the February calendar page but January was't there either, just the husk of a month.

Several things worth writing about have happened since whenever.

Several weeks ago, John Wood, pastor of the Methodist Church we had attended when our girls were young, finally passed away after dealing with ill health for several years. John was a kind, gentle man with a great sense of humor, an eye for detail, and a firm belief in God. John lived in the same care facility that Linda was in for 70+ days following her heart attach and surgery several years ago. A memorial service for John was held in the Methodist Church where he had preached for meany years. Linda and I decided to attend the service and we are very glad we did. We were still considered members of the congregation, but hadn't attended for what, 13 years or so? I though the roof would fall in on us when we walked in. (OK, Linda rode in in her wheelchair, but you know what I mean.) Certainly the jaws of a few friends dropped in surprise when they saw us. Linda and I enjoyed being back again, singing the familiar hymns, the warmth of our friends, that we have now began to regularly attend. It is a LOT easier for Linda now that there is an elevator that moves between the basement Fellowship Hall, parking lot level, and the main floor.

With the help of Dwight and his sons Matt and Don the pine tree in the back yard is no more. Matt, being younger and far more agile than either Dwight or I, climbed the tree with my reciprocating saw and limbed the tree enough than when the trunk fell it would not hit the power lines leading to our house. Dwight, as you would expect with someone with US Forest Service experience, was able to fell the tree perfectly so it didn't hit wires, fence, expensive decorative tree, or any of us. Good thing, that.





















My friend Jon teaches a forensics class at the local community college. He asked if I would be interested in doing a class on forensic and digital photography for the class. So I worked on writing, researching, and assembling a PowerPoint presentation on the subject. I presented it this morning; I guess it went well as none of the students (or Jon) was throwing stuff at me! In the process I discovered Gigappan, a robot that uses a regular point and shoot camera to make incredible panorama photos. Follow this link to see more; you'll be glad you did! http://www.gigapansystems.com/

I have been trying to decide if I want to buy a new digital camera to replace my old Canon G-3. The G-3 is getting a bit long in the tooth compared to current examples of point and shoot cameras. So I have been agonizing over what might take the place of the G-3. The new Canon G-10? The as yet not released Canon SX1-IS? How about the Fuji 2000? It is a neat rig. Or the Olympus or Nikon? I just don't know. manufacturers cleverly mix in or omit features so that no one point and shoot really does everything. For that you get into the DSLR cameras and some really big bucks! I want something that will fit in my pocket, react fast enough to take pictures of my quick grandsons, take short video clips, and of course take great photos. Hopefully I can come to a decision in the next month or so. Wouldn't a new G-10 and a Gigapan be a wonderful combination?

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

January Birthdays: 2nd, 3rd, and 200th


January has a number of special birthdays in addition to that of my sister, Carolyn, who doesn't want her age mentioned, even though she is 12 years older than I am and her birthday card had a hole burned in it from the large number of candles on her cake.

Ahem, I digress. Solomon started to celebrate his 2nd birthday a little early. Linda and I went to Salem for the occasion, and I must say we had a great time. We gave Sol a wooden tool box, a monster truck ("Pickup!") and a really neat little drum set. Sol, we love you!

Yesterday, Ander celebrated his 3rd birthday. I had mailed a monster truck to him and his mommy, Kathy, reports that Ander was really excited to get his vehicle. ("Cool truck!")

We took the old Columbia Gorge Highway on our return to Pendleton from Salem. The highway was carpeted with bits of twigs, leaves, little branches, big branches, and some pretty darn big trees! We learned after the fact that the Gorge had a storm the previous night with gusts of 75 mph!

You don't turn 200 years old but once, and Edgar Allen Poe did yesterday. As we could not go to Baltimore MD for the "official" graveside observance, my good friend Terry Templeman and I held our own observance in Pendleton's Olney Cemetery late last night. Terry brought some good cognac with which to toast Poe, and I a long stemmed rose to lay upon some handy grave, thus duplicating the Balitmore ceremony. It was a good time for reflection, and Terry started us off with a reading of Poe's The Conqueror Worm.

And so ends another post by mortal man,
A word, a gesture, like no other can...

Eh, the next Poe I'll not be. John

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The January Blues

It's that time of year in Pendleton when either the sky is so gray and cloudy you get a case of the blues, or it is so bright and sunny and the sky is a vivid blue. Today is a case of the later, although my weather alert claims it is now 30-degrees and foggy. Hah! What do computers know anyway?

I have two items of interest to report about. First is the resumption of the Blue Mountain Community College Jazz Band, in which I play tenor and bass trombone. (JXTbone - get it?) Dr. Margaret Mayer is the leader of the group; she is a real hoot! The theme this term is pop rock style music which should attract younger players and hopefully help build the band program. Previous terms were mostly 1940's style big band; which I like to hear and to play, but it doesn't do much for today's younger musicians. Some of the tunes the band is working on are Superstition, Hey Jude, and Stray Cat Strut. I didn't recognize Stray Cat Strut until we were about 16 measures into the piece when I suddenly realized that bass bone had the melodic lead much of the time. Time to let it all hang out! I think this will be a fun term; the younger members of the group are a lot of fun to play with. A lot of musician-type humor in the room.

My second accomplishment since I last wrote is that I finished all six of the wooden monster trucks that I've been working on since last spring. I learned a lot about working with wood in the process and if I do say so myself, they didn't turn out too badly. As soon as they were done, I took them outside for some photos, then started distributing them. The first was given over to UPS to deliver to grandson Ander Stills, who turns 3 years old in just a few days. The second goes to Ander's cousin, my grandson Solomon Willis, on this coming weekend. The third went to the Gilliland kids who live three houses down the street from us, and who have often helped Linda and I with things around the house. They were delighted with their truck! That leaves three to give away; I'm working on who that should be.


This photo shows the start of the project. I had roughed out the bodies, chassis, and the wood blocks in front will become front and rear fenders. The wood mostly came from shipping pallets from a tile store here in town. Imported tile come on pallets made of commonly available cheap wood, be it from Mexico, the Phillipines, Italy, Spain or wherever. But to us, these are exotic hardwoods, so I remove all nails and metal, then run the boards through my surface planer until they are smooth and clean.


The most difficult part of the project, especially on the prototype, was making the wheels and cutting the tread. After consulting with numerous books, magazines, and my brother-in-law Bruce Galloway, I came up with two simple jigs that let me cut the treads, right side and left side, using my table saw. The results were, as we say in band, close enough for jazz. I made some of the wheels out of two 3/4" boards glued together with each side being cut seperately before being joined. Others, like in the photo, were thick enough to start with so I ran the same disk through the saw with the resultant diamond tread pattern seen in this photo. Of course there are also the problems of accuracy, joint matching, centering, and other details I won't bore you with. But do let me point out that no two trucks are identical, and I don't mean just their wood!


So here is the fleet exploring the backyard in the sunshine, thanks to the blue sky I mentioned earlier. Did I mention that these things are heavy? They probably weigh about 3 pounds each. I added extra pins and dowel joints to make them stronger and more resistant to little boys.

What will I build next? I'm thinking of trying my hand at some 25-move puzzle boxes. That should be a lot of fun and teach me a lot about finishing hardwoods.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Happy New Year!

I've been experimenting with blog composition as some of the format limitations bug me. For example, when I upload pictures they never seem to go where I want them to appear. Usually they show up at the top of the blog and refuse to slide down, or cut and paste, to where I want them. Very frustrating. I'm going to try to learn how to use a template in Word or something that is a bit more word processor friendly. Anyway, I'm starting this blog over for about the fourth time.

On the Saturday before Chirstmas, Linda and I helped the Pendleton Lions Club in the annual bell ringing for the Salvation Army in front of the local Wal-Mart. It was C O L D!!! Byt the end of our two hour shift I was shaking so badly that the bell was all but ringing itself! Here you see Lions Jon Spilker, Al Stewart, and Linda. Jon and Al are smiling because they now get to go home and warm up. Linda is smiling besause she is happy to help out. Me, I'm just grinning away behind the camera.


Linda and I had a very nice Christmas, albeit by ourselves as it was too nasty with all the snow and ice, not to mention closed roads, to go anywhere or for Karen, Peter and Sol to come here. Christmas Eve is helped my good friend Jon Spilker prepare and serve the annual Christmas dinner at Blue Mountain Community College. This was the first time I've participated and I hope to go back again next year. It was a traditional holiday dinner: turkey, stuffing, mashers and gravy, green beans, and apple pie. Volunteers served "less fortunate" members of the community at tables set with white linen; or delivered meals to the homes of those who requested them. The snow and ice reduced attendance this year to between 400 and 500 people, but in better weather close to 1000 are served a Christmas dinner.

In early January Pendleton was hit by a storm that packed a couple of really strong gusts of wind. A 3" branch blew out of the maple tree in the front yard, fortunately hitting the eve of the house instead of the window next to where Linda was sitting. But it sure startled her; she let out quite a yelp when it happened! This gust even blew the metal arbor in the front yard down and onto the driveway; fortunately the new Fusion was farther up the driveway at the time and escaped damage from the branches or the arbor. However...



The backyard was a different story! I heard and felt a really deep, heavy thud at the same time Linda was getting all excited about the piddly little branch that had come down beside her. I'm looking at the back yard where the top half of our pine tree had just blown out and landed in the yard. It took us a minute or so to realize that each of us was talking about different events, albeit simultaneous events.

The pine tree was over 50 feet tall, and was something we have long wanted to cut down because of the mess the needles create. But we decided it was too tall to fall as it would hit the power lines that came across the back yard. Somehow, when the top blew out, it missed those power lines. God answers prayers, but not always in expected ways. He didn't limb, section and stack the wood, for example.

This first picture is the bottom half of the tree-->

This is the wayward bottom half of the tree, blowen across the yard after it fell.







Another good friend, Dwight, has a chainsaw and has offered the services of his son to help cup up the downed top, and maybe even fell the still standing base of the tree.




I am building wood "monster trucks" for the grandsons and some other people to enjoy. But since I only have the deck outside for a shop, it has been too cold to do anything toward finishing the six trucks I am working on. Well, grandson #1, Ander, has a birthday in just a few more days. I'm trying very hard to get these trucks done so I can mail him one.