Sunday, August 23, 2009

Preserving summer


The time has come, the retardee said, to write of many things;
Of Early Girls and Yellow Boys, and whether Oprah really matters. (She doesn't.)
No ships, no kings, no sealing wax either;
Just what to do with bunches of 'Maters that do gather.

Yep, this blog is about tomatoes and one of the highest purposes to which they may be set: the creation of tomato preserves!

It helps if first you start with lots of vine ripened tomatoes, deep red, sweet and juicy, bursting with summer.

Next the 'maters should be gently bathed in cool, clear, water. (Cool, clear, water, water, water...)



Next the clean tomatoes are changed from elegant globes like these;


Into quartered tomatoes which are sugared and left to drain overnight so as to collect as much of the juice as possible.


The juice is placed in a large, thick-bottomed pan to simmer on very low heat for hours and hours until the juice has boiled down into a tomato syrup.


Then the chunks of tomato and thin slices of lemon are added to the tomato syrup and again slowly simmered for hours until the preserves are reduced to a thick syrup state.


The result is a thick preserve with rich tomato taste! Note the deep red color, the color of concentrated sunshine, water, and tomatoes. Mmmm....


My Mother used to make tomato preserves, but not every summer. While the recipe isn't hard, it does require long hours of slow simmering either on the stove top or in an oven, with stirring every 15 minutes or so. It took me three days to make this patch, working mostly evenings after I got home from work.

Now the part you have been waiting for, the recipe.

TOMATO PRESERVES
From the kitchen of Edith Taylor
  • 5 pounds (about 11 cups) of ripe, quartered tomatoes.
  • 4 pounds of sugar
  • 2 medium lemons, sliced thin.
  1. Scald, peel and quarter the tomatoes.
  2. Add sugar and let stand overnight.
  3. Put into a colander and drain off the juice;
  4. Simmer the juice until it spins a thread when dropped from a spoon like a syrup. Stir frequently to prevent sticking and burning on the bottom of the pan.
  5. Add sliced lemons, tomatoes, and simmer until thick and clear, again stirring frequently.
  6. Pour into sterilized jars and seal, or place in airtight freezer cartons.
As an alternative recipe, you may do the following:
  1. Peel, quarter and drain tomato juice and seeds in a colander.
  2. Add sugar, the mix should be 50/50 tomatoes and sugar.
  3. Slice lemons very thin, one lemon per every six cups of tomato/sugar mix.
  4. Pour into a non-aluminium roasting pan and place in a 350-degree oven.
  5. Cook down to a preserve consistency, but remember the mix is thin when hot and thickens as it cools so remove from oven early.
  6. Excess cooking causes loss of red color because you overcooked it and it is starting to burn. So don't do that! Oh yeah, be sure to stir the mix every 15 minutes or so.
If you decide to try making tomatoe preserves, please let me know how they come out. I think I may try making a batch using just yellow tomatoes to see if the resultant preserves might also be yellow.

Grandpa John

Friday, August 7, 2009

Friday Follies


I feel like tonight would be a good time to share some of the funnier things I've come across lately in my e-mail or Internet ramblings.

First, let's deal with the flu. Just how do you know what kind of flu you have? And how do you treat it if you have it? Well, I wouldn't ask the question if I didn't have an answer.

This is how swine flu is spread.
This is how you treat the flu.

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

For bird flu you need tweetment

and for swine flu you need oinkment.

Everyone keeps telling me to be patient; avoid temptation. That is so hard to do sometimes. But experience can be such a great teacher!


OK, that is enough for now. Have a great weekend everyone!

John

FLASH - this just in...first celebrity flu victim discovered!


We understand that the FBI and State Police are searching for the carrier. (I bet you know who that is!)


Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Its a living


The new job in the Mailroom is going well. Almost nothing has changed since I last did the job so that makes getting going a lot easier. I need some help on some of the technical things like running the postage cancellation machine for USPS and UPS outgoing mail. I certainly enjoy working with the people in the Mailroom; they are a wonderful group. Front, L to R: Vicki, Becky, Bob; Back L to R me, Heather, and Ethel.

A good friend and humanitarian, Jon, got a knee replacement last week so I went to see him again. To my surprise he was up and walking with a walker or cane, and in great spirits. Go, Jon, go! I am totally amazed at what medical science has accomplished.

On the down side, Linda was just informed that the MS study she was participating in at OHSU has been cancelled because the blood test the study was using had a flaw that negated any results. At least that means not having to go to Portland every three months.

But (that's a pun I'll get to in a moment) I am playing hooky from work today to take care of some outstanding obligations. First, I got a gold crown installed this morning. Dr. Don is a great dentist; Linda and I have been going to him ever since he started here in Pendleton. On on of my first visits, he found I had a really big cavity (beside the one between my ears) and commented that fixing it would be "a real cement mixer job." So when I came in a couple of weeks later for my appointment, I brought Don a Matchbox cement mixer. He was thrilled!

Today when I arrived the cement mixer was sitting on the dentist's tool tray. But i was prepared. Don is a very pushy individual, and has two monster Cat bulldozers on his country property to play around with. So I found a really neat scale model of a Cat bulldozer that has a blade, a ripper, and even a sound system and flashing lights for that authentic realism. Don was speechless! I could hear him going around the office showing people his new Cat and playing the sounds for them. Boys and their toys...

The rest of today is spent in meditation and preparation. Yes, I am sort of on a retreat but only to the little room down the hall. Tomorrow I voluntarily set myself up for a colonoscopy by Dr. McBee at St. Agony Hospital. Right now as I write the magic fluids are working their way through my system; every 10 minutes another shot. So far, so good; no discomfort at all although the stuff you put in the "beverage" may say orange on the packet but (that word again!) it sure ain't the same as Minute Maid. Slightly viscous with a faint bouquet of orange pretty well describes this stuff. But it is better than the extremely salty stuff I had to take last time. That stuff was so nasty and salty it actually made ordinary tap water taste sweet. Ugh!!!

Let's have no jokes or comments like:
  • "Going boldly where no man has gone before."
  • "Where are your 'One way, exit only' signs?"
  • "Is the sun shining in there?"
  • "Did the doc find China?"
  • "Hello-ello-ello-ello-ello..."
You get the idea.

But (!) why am I doing this? Because (deep, serious voice) I don't want colon cancer like a guy I used to work with who died as a result. Or a friend who recently discovered he had cancer but caught it so early that after surgery he didn't even have to have chemo or radiation. No, I don't have any symptoms either. Admittedly I wasn't thrilled to do this, but (!!) my good friend Dwight gently nagged me into making the appointment so think kind thoughts about me from 1:00 to about 2:00 this Thursday afternoon. And if you are 55 or over and haven't had a 'scope, then get on the phone right now and make an appointment to get yourself checked. Your peace of mind is worth a lot, isn't it? Butt what? No excuses! (Thanks, Dwight.)

The timer on the stove reminds me that it is time for another "cocktail" so I'll close for now.