Sunday, August 23, 2009

Preserving summer


The time has come, the retardee said, to write of many things;
Of Early Girls and Yellow Boys, and whether Oprah really matters. (She doesn't.)
No ships, no kings, no sealing wax either;
Just what to do with bunches of 'Maters that do gather.

Yep, this blog is about tomatoes and one of the highest purposes to which they may be set: the creation of tomato preserves!

It helps if first you start with lots of vine ripened tomatoes, deep red, sweet and juicy, bursting with summer.

Next the 'maters should be gently bathed in cool, clear, water. (Cool, clear, water, water, water...)



Next the clean tomatoes are changed from elegant globes like these;


Into quartered tomatoes which are sugared and left to drain overnight so as to collect as much of the juice as possible.


The juice is placed in a large, thick-bottomed pan to simmer on very low heat for hours and hours until the juice has boiled down into a tomato syrup.


Then the chunks of tomato and thin slices of lemon are added to the tomato syrup and again slowly simmered for hours until the preserves are reduced to a thick syrup state.


The result is a thick preserve with rich tomato taste! Note the deep red color, the color of concentrated sunshine, water, and tomatoes. Mmmm....


My Mother used to make tomato preserves, but not every summer. While the recipe isn't hard, it does require long hours of slow simmering either on the stove top or in an oven, with stirring every 15 minutes or so. It took me three days to make this patch, working mostly evenings after I got home from work.

Now the part you have been waiting for, the recipe.

TOMATO PRESERVES
From the kitchen of Edith Taylor
  • 5 pounds (about 11 cups) of ripe, quartered tomatoes.
  • 4 pounds of sugar
  • 2 medium lemons, sliced thin.
  1. Scald, peel and quarter the tomatoes.
  2. Add sugar and let stand overnight.
  3. Put into a colander and drain off the juice;
  4. Simmer the juice until it spins a thread when dropped from a spoon like a syrup. Stir frequently to prevent sticking and burning on the bottom of the pan.
  5. Add sliced lemons, tomatoes, and simmer until thick and clear, again stirring frequently.
  6. Pour into sterilized jars and seal, or place in airtight freezer cartons.
As an alternative recipe, you may do the following:
  1. Peel, quarter and drain tomato juice and seeds in a colander.
  2. Add sugar, the mix should be 50/50 tomatoes and sugar.
  3. Slice lemons very thin, one lemon per every six cups of tomato/sugar mix.
  4. Pour into a non-aluminium roasting pan and place in a 350-degree oven.
  5. Cook down to a preserve consistency, but remember the mix is thin when hot and thickens as it cools so remove from oven early.
  6. Excess cooking causes loss of red color because you overcooked it and it is starting to burn. So don't do that! Oh yeah, be sure to stir the mix every 15 minutes or so.
If you decide to try making tomatoe preserves, please let me know how they come out. I think I may try making a batch using just yellow tomatoes to see if the resultant preserves might also be yellow.

Grandpa John

Friday, August 7, 2009

Friday Follies


I feel like tonight would be a good time to share some of the funnier things I've come across lately in my e-mail or Internet ramblings.

First, let's deal with the flu. Just how do you know what kind of flu you have? And how do you treat it if you have it? Well, I wouldn't ask the question if I didn't have an answer.

This is how swine flu is spread.
This is how you treat the flu.

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

For bird flu you need tweetment

and for swine flu you need oinkment.

Everyone keeps telling me to be patient; avoid temptation. That is so hard to do sometimes. But experience can be such a great teacher!


OK, that is enough for now. Have a great weekend everyone!

John

FLASH - this just in...first celebrity flu victim discovered!


We understand that the FBI and State Police are searching for the carrier. (I bet you know who that is!)


Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Its a living


The new job in the Mailroom is going well. Almost nothing has changed since I last did the job so that makes getting going a lot easier. I need some help on some of the technical things like running the postage cancellation machine for USPS and UPS outgoing mail. I certainly enjoy working with the people in the Mailroom; they are a wonderful group. Front, L to R: Vicki, Becky, Bob; Back L to R me, Heather, and Ethel.

A good friend and humanitarian, Jon, got a knee replacement last week so I went to see him again. To my surprise he was up and walking with a walker or cane, and in great spirits. Go, Jon, go! I am totally amazed at what medical science has accomplished.

On the down side, Linda was just informed that the MS study she was participating in at OHSU has been cancelled because the blood test the study was using had a flaw that negated any results. At least that means not having to go to Portland every three months.

But (that's a pun I'll get to in a moment) I am playing hooky from work today to take care of some outstanding obligations. First, I got a gold crown installed this morning. Dr. Don is a great dentist; Linda and I have been going to him ever since he started here in Pendleton. On on of my first visits, he found I had a really big cavity (beside the one between my ears) and commented that fixing it would be "a real cement mixer job." So when I came in a couple of weeks later for my appointment, I brought Don a Matchbox cement mixer. He was thrilled!

Today when I arrived the cement mixer was sitting on the dentist's tool tray. But i was prepared. Don is a very pushy individual, and has two monster Cat bulldozers on his country property to play around with. So I found a really neat scale model of a Cat bulldozer that has a blade, a ripper, and even a sound system and flashing lights for that authentic realism. Don was speechless! I could hear him going around the office showing people his new Cat and playing the sounds for them. Boys and their toys...

The rest of today is spent in meditation and preparation. Yes, I am sort of on a retreat but only to the little room down the hall. Tomorrow I voluntarily set myself up for a colonoscopy by Dr. McBee at St. Agony Hospital. Right now as I write the magic fluids are working their way through my system; every 10 minutes another shot. So far, so good; no discomfort at all although the stuff you put in the "beverage" may say orange on the packet but (that word again!) it sure ain't the same as Minute Maid. Slightly viscous with a faint bouquet of orange pretty well describes this stuff. But it is better than the extremely salty stuff I had to take last time. That stuff was so nasty and salty it actually made ordinary tap water taste sweet. Ugh!!!

Let's have no jokes or comments like:
  • "Going boldly where no man has gone before."
  • "Where are your 'One way, exit only' signs?"
  • "Is the sun shining in there?"
  • "Did the doc find China?"
  • "Hello-ello-ello-ello-ello..."
You get the idea.

But (!) why am I doing this? Because (deep, serious voice) I don't want colon cancer like a guy I used to work with who died as a result. Or a friend who recently discovered he had cancer but caught it so early that after surgery he didn't even have to have chemo or radiation. No, I don't have any symptoms either. Admittedly I wasn't thrilled to do this, but (!!) my good friend Dwight gently nagged me into making the appointment so think kind thoughts about me from 1:00 to about 2:00 this Thursday afternoon. And if you are 55 or over and haven't had a 'scope, then get on the phone right now and make an appointment to get yourself checked. Your peace of mind is worth a lot, isn't it? Butt what? No excuses! (Thanks, Dwight.)

The timer on the stove reminds me that it is time for another "cocktail" so I'll close for now.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

John, It's about time you blogged something...

Well, I just suddenly realized that I hadn't added anything to the blog since May. Where did the time go? But a lot of things have happened in the meantime. Most importantly on Sunday, June 14th our third grandson, Micah Jacob Willis was born to Karen and Peter. He is an incredibly beautiful little boy, although my judgement may be a little, uh, biased.


We got to see Micah and his older brother, Sol, about two weeks later. Great fun, that. Before we left to go home, our friends John and Olga stopped by to see Micah and Sol. Well, we adults too I guess. John turned out to be surprisingly adept at discovering things in gift bags. As a creative distraction for no longer being the big little man in the house, I found a kid-resistant digital camera so Sol could learn something about photography.


To propceed in no particular chronological order, on July 18th Linda and I went with Bonnie and Terry T to Walla Walla's outdoor theater to see the musical Grease. Since we were seeing Grease, I figured we should eat grease, or rather Greece. So I mad a full blown Greek picnic dinner which we enjoyed in Yantis Park, Milton-Freewater, before the show. By popular request I am providing the menu and links to recipes.

Dolma in grape leaves: http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Stuffed-Grape-Leaves-Dolmades (I didn't have any ground lamb so I used beef instead.)
Baklava: http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Baklava (This really wanted to stick to the bottom of the pan; next time I'll butter the dish a lot more and maybe use buttered parchment paper too. I'd also suggest 1 cup of honey instead of 1/2 cup.)
Cool summer punch: 1 large bottle of cranberry juice, one large can pineapple juice, about a pint of orange juice, simple syrup to sweeten to taste (plain sugar doesn't really dissolve), and 2-liter bottle of ginger ale.

Last but not least was the phone call I received Thursday morning. Vicki W called to ask if I would like to work in the Mailroom at a local institution as a temp hire. So Friday morning I started work! Talk about the answer to prayer. I really needed a job to make it possible for ends to even get within sight of each other, thanks to the tanking of the economy and my retirement funds. I've worked this gig before and I enjoy it very much.

Last byt not least, I'll try to get back to this blog more often and not spend all of my social site time on /facebook.

John

Saturday, May 16, 2009

April Showers Brought May Tomatos

We are in the middle of May, and life is good. After weeks of practice, and some really long sessions over the past week, the College Community Theater production of Once Upon a Mattress is now open for public performance. Thursday was the Pay-What-You-Can night, really the final dress rehearsal, and we had a full, enthusiastic house. Last night was Opening Night, and the audience, although appreciative, was about half the size. But they got a good show! Based on prior experience, the house will be almost full tonight, and depending on word of mouth full or sold out the rest of the run which ends with a matinee on Sunday, May 24th. As always, it is a privilege and a pleasure to play my trombone in a musical.

Before last night's performance, most of the band members met at New York Ritchie's for pizza. Boy, was that good!

The title of this post refers to all the tomatos and peppers I have in pots around the back of the deck. One large plant already has blosooms - but I bought it that way. Then there are the leaves that broke off when I was planting and have now rooted in a glass of water, so I need to get them into the ground today. I even started a tray of seeds in an effort to get some heirloom and other different varieties going. I even built two "gallows" to hang the old upside-down tomato pots from! I'll try to get some pictures to post after things have grown a bit.

Friday was an interesting day for the Pendleton Lions Club and me. The state Lions convention is is town this weekend. Phil Nathan is a London stock broker and a Past International [Lions] Director (PID) from England. I had the pleasure of escorting him and PID Dennis Tichner of Milwaukee, Oregon, to the 1290 KUMA Radio station for an appearance on their Coffee Hour program. We had a great time, and I must say that Phil Nathan is a great person. That he owns a special Jubilee Edition of a British Racing Green V-12 Jaguar simply endeared him all the more to me!

At the Convention's noon luncheon, the Pendleton Lions Club, with Phil Nathan and me, had the pleasure of presenting a special award to KUMA manager Randy McKone and JD Harsin for their contribution of air time for the Lions Radio Auction for approximately the past 48 years.

Today nothing happens until Mattress tonight. maybe I can squeeze in a nap this afternoon.

Karen is about to have her second child, so my thoughts often turn toward Peter, Solomon and her.

Later...

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

It was a dim and stormy day and we sat in our cave...

Here we are at April 28th. It is a dull gray rainy day out, a perfect day for doing blood tests and catching up on blogs. I can now confirm that I am a red-blooded American lad and I'm sure Interpath Lab will agree.

I've been looking for work, either full or part time, but without success. Linda started getting her teeth removed on her birthday (some present, that) and is now reduced to gumming what ever soft food I can find to give her. Hopefully she will be able to get her teeth installed by Memorial Day when we are having a family get-together.

The funniest thing was about a week ago when I got a gob of pine resin on my shoe while cleaning up the mess left by the fallen pine tree. I had to leave my shoes by the back door when I cam in the house to take a phone call. Later that evening Linda was asking me about getting the fish off my shoes. Upon clarification and careful enunciation, I learned she was asking if I had gotten the pitch off my shoes. That would be spelled "phich" I suppose.

There have been a few new developments of interest.
  • Band practice for Once Upon a Mattress has started. The musical opens at BMCC in about three weeks. I'm playing trombone as usual. This is probably my favorite type of performance music to play so I'm really looking forward to coming month of practices and performances. There is a little more information at the BMCC Theater website.
  • last Saturday I attended a seminar at Blue Mountain Wildlife and learned about how to use anesthesia with raptors. I got to see a demonstration when an injured bald eagle was esamined. BMW is a wildlife and raptor rehab facility just south of Pendleton run by Lynn Tompkins. Be sure you check out the BMW website, it's a hoot! This little hawk was photographed last year at the BMW openhouse. I believe it is a kestral falcon. Sure is cute, and a lot more colorful that I expected a raptor to be.


  • I am trying to get more walking, a form of self torture known also as exercise, into my life. I try to walk every day with a dear friend, Bill C. whom I've known for years, starting at EOCI where he was a counselor and I was a computer geek.
  • The Gray Pony is ready for sale, after the weather dries out and I run it through the car wash. If you are interested, it is a mineral-gray 2002 Mustang GT convertible with barely over 55K miles. It has leather interior, automatic transmission, air, cruise, traction control, premium sound system with a 6-CD/6-speaker changer, and almost new performance tires. I have never abused it so aside from one paint chip (dang that truck!) it is in excellent condition. I got it with every option Ford offered except for a special $1200 extra super stereo system. Just $12000 cash and it it is yours.
  • I'm still trying to get some writing done, especially on a day like today. I would be neat to be a published author, but the competition to be published and make money from it is fierce. But you never know until you try. I have several ideas that I am developing; the next thing is to see if any of they can go anywhere.
  • Linda and I did the MS Walkathon a week ago, she on her electric scooter and me afoot. We went our friends Dwight and Marilyn J. and we all had a great time until Linda's scooter battery died and Marilyn had to push her. I made it over half way and felt blisters forming so I bagged it. But we did manage to raise some money for MS research and that is what is important.
That's enough for now; thanks for reading this.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Never underestimate the dedication and accomplishment of determined girls!

Just a quick post tonight. Linda is recovering nicely from her first round of dental extractions and gets the rest done this coming Wednesday.

Now for the reason for this post: the incredible Kings Firecrackers. Take a look at this link which goes to YouTube. My understanding is that these young ladies range from 4th to 8th grade age. Their performance is a shining testament to what motivated youth are capable of accomplishing.



Now for my soapbox:

I wonder about this and the implications for our so-called educational system. I believe that we are not adequately challenging our youth to excel in a variety of ways. Reading and math are fine - as far as they go. But I maintain that there is a lot more to a good life than just these two subjects. Thanks more than ever to the joke that is No Child Left Behind and its dependence on one size fits all approach to learning and testing, we are consumed with test scores to the exclusion of almost everything else. Teachers are not ignorant; if you mandate that their students must pass some meaningless test, especially if their pay and work environment are at stake, then they are forced to teach to the content of that test to the near exclusion of any other subject matter. And this is what masquerades as American education and/or teacher accountability?

What about parental accountability - for making sure that children arrive at school rested, adequately fed and clothed, coming from an environment that demonstrates the values of reading, the arts, and physical activity?

What about community accountability - to assure that there are safe, clean, well maintained school facilities, with adequate financial support to allow for small classroom sizes and (gasp!) multiple smaller schools instead of mammoth education factories.

What about governmental accountability to... No, wait, our government is the best that we can buy and government wants to keep it that way. I don't think there is real interest in making substantive and meaningful improvements. That would mean bucking the special interests who give you big bucks to get re-elected. So the Legislature for the most part just keeps talking and talking about the problems and hoping that eventually they will possibly go away. Especially true if it requires reallocation of resources or even raising the tax on beer. Gosh, we must NEVER raise the tax on beer. Or gas, for that matter, to try to assure that our community will still be here in 100 years and not just an Historical Marker along I-84.

Teachers and schools can't educate America without the active support of everyone. What have you done for you community this week? What will you do next week?

I applaud all who work with groups like Kings Firecrackers, or the Pendleton High School Dance Team where success is measured by other means than standardized tests.